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Bimlee
What is this toe f****** actually ? Please explain. I am little confused here. Let my wild guessing be correct once for all.


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Posted on: 5:40 am on April 28, 2011
magnum

Quote: from Bimlee on 5:40 pm on April 28, 2011
... oh, yeah, Bimlee... you're imagination is not blurred.

... imagine yourself on your back, your selected slut du jour working you over pretty good... she then slides to the foot of the bed, mischievously looks you straight in the eyes, slips a condom on your big toe, squats over that itty-bitty, teeeeny-tiny boner and starts cranking.

... wiggle and thrust that little thang as you may, there's not so much sensation you can conjure down there, but it is just plain fascinating-weird to watch... and, it does give you a glorious story to tell your buddies back home... if you spin the story juuust right, the ones who have been married since kindergarten will raise you to near god-like status, and ask you to tell it sgain and again whenever you are together.

... do it for them, Bimlee, do it for them!


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Posted on: 6:18 am on April 28, 2011
Bimlee
Magnum, Fantastic..... So, without a second thinking I will be in Tulip, the most popular massage parlour by our old Saeng. How come I did not go there so far ? Before I make my final arrangement for the next trip, I need some more expertised comment from you.


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Posted on: 7:42 am on April 28, 2011
magnum

Quote: from Bimlee on 7:42 pm on April 28, 2011


... my, Bimlee, you have been about!... yes, the famous Saeng... what fun!... Baron's folded after she bagged them and opened Tulips... we are in a rare fraternity (my guess: 3-4,000) who were favored with her skills... eee-yow, what a fun ride, and what magNIficent boobs!... how awesome!

... hey, on the toe f***ing thing... no instructions necessary... having a girl f*** your big toe is the most natural thing in the world, really... it'll come to you... just like mounting that big buck kangaroo from the ass end that first time back on the farm (but, a lot less damaging to the furniture)... you remember that, right?. sheesh, can you imagine trying to teach THAT!

... you just can't go wrong, unless of course you end up with a case of gonnorhea beneath your toe nail... try explaining THAT gooey shit to the podiatrist without swallowing your tongue (or, getting a raging hard-on recounting that perverted smile in her eye!).

... but remember, do this for the lads back home, who live desperate wretched lives, mere empty shells of humans, who can but live vicariously through you, and worship your carefree, hedonist life-style... do the toe f*** for them.





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Posted on: 9:56 am on April 28, 2011
aroundtown

Quote: from magnum on 9:56 pm on April 28, 2011
... you just can't go wrong, unless of course you end up with a case of gonnorhea beneath your toe nail... try explaining THAT gooey shit to the podiatrist without swallowing your tongue



Probably no worse than her telling her doctor how she got athlete's foot of the pussy.


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Posted on: 5:00 pm on April 28, 2011
Bimlee
For two days time, I will certainly visit both Mango & Tulip.But, If I have just one day to spare, which one should I select to go for ?Mango or Tulip ?
This is in consideration with Girls, their activities, premises, cleanliness.....everything. I never been to either of these places so far unfortunately.


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Posted on: 1:49 am on April 30, 2011
magnum

Quote: from Bimlee on 1:49 pm on April 30, 2011


... jeez, Bimlee, they both score well on the Debauchery Scale... I'd say Tulip's is more sleazy, with smaller, more Spartan finishes... Mango is modestly finished... both are probably equally sanitary, though neither will win Good Housekeeping Seals of Approval, or Pritzker Awards for design... (I wouldn't be concerned about catching anything, but for Christ's sake man, use a condom... some of the Tulip's girls will rodeo bareback.)

... generally, I tend to feature more debauchery is practiced at Tulip's... anal (I would say a near 100% guarantee), 3-somes, metatarsal f***ing, etc.... Mango is high probability anal, but I am unaware of any toe f***ing going on there... you will find at both superbly skilled practitioners of throw-down rodeo sex, but I somehow associate Mango with a few treats capable of GFE.

... both equally accessible... both host strong stables of spirited breeding stock... cost is the same... I've heard of neither jerking customers around routinely... I've the pleasure of 'knowing' the owners of both, in the Biblical sense, and both 'get' farang expectations.

...the points of differentiation seem only slight... I really think you can do no wrong... porn sex available at both... toe-f***ing, sleazy ambiance at Tulip's... GFE possible at Mango.

... if porn sex rates high on your scale, I'd include Eden in the mix... about THB 1,000 more... minimum two pleasure consultants... not a place for GFE.

... you know, Bimlee, just recanting to your buddies back home the many difficult decisions you face here in Thailand will make them green with envy.

... other regulars might characterize them differently, but I think I adequately captured the big pieces.


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Posted on: 3:44 am on April 30, 2011
Bimlee
Dear Magnum, Thanks a lot....IOU Beer with lunch, if you are available when I am there... I am not joking !


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Posted on: 4:57 am on April 30, 2011
sstomcat
Thanks "Meatywsg", will be there Monday.. Cheers ! Good Hunting Bimlee


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Posted on: 10:14 pm on April 30, 2011
magnum

Quote: from Meatywsg on 9:25 am on April 28, 2011
... Meatywsg, and other long-time adventurers here: is the 'Dao' to whom you refer here the same 'Dao' of Baron's lore? one of the original Tulip's owners?

... if so, happy days, happy days!... I am certain I want to take her out for a ride, as I messed around and missed her when she was a Baron's super star.

... a reputation equalled by but few others of that generation... the amazing Saeng (Baron's) and the remarkable Rin (Subway) I did... (yeah, yeah, I got a jones for bodacious ta-tas)... but, Dao, I missed... not a youthful filly by now, but I don't want to miss a shot at a near legendary f*** of whom you younger men, or newer arrivals, might be unfamiliar... for me, she would be the 3rd leg in the Triple Crown of monster f***s from a golden era now past.

... can anyone confirm this is 'that' Dao and that she is returned to the active stable of fillies?


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Posted on: 2:13 am on May 1, 2011
     

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