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Quim
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None of this is new or particularly insightful to any of the BTF old timers (which of course is why I am posting it here, and not elsewhere). And the exceptions, as always, threaten (probably) to swallow the “rule”.
But it is a healthy exercise for me to prepare a list like this, because I find that I often forget  , being back in the real world  , the lessons I learned in paradise.
Six weeks and counting 
20 Lessons On How To Have Fun and (Hopefully) Stay Out Of Trouble In LOS:
#1 Always let the girl chose you, by flirting with you, showing interest, touching you, especially touching you. If she kisses you with tongue you are (probably) golden.  But remember there are never any guarantees in LOS (or life).
#2 Never buy a girl a LD if she asks for it before you have had a chance to ask her if she would like one. But make sure to ask her before too long, or she may not be around for long. Of course this rule will be broken, and often, depending on how cute she is.
#3 It’s okay to BF a stunner every now and then (without her having satisfied the test of #1) just for the FF (“Fantasy F*ck”) aspect of it  , but don’t expect much beyond that or you might be disappointed (many starfish in those waters).
#4 Never ask her how much ST/LT, unless of course YOU chose her (see #3). If she says, “up to you,” you are (probably) golden, if she quotes you a price that is too high it is normally not worth haggling it down (unless of course you are dead set on #3, in which case haggle if you can, rather than walking away).
#5 Always avoid/dump a girl that drinks alcohol too quickly or is visibly drunk. Unless you know her from before and know that she is a lot of fun drunk (some are), but of course this means you already violated this rule.
#6 Never BF another girl from the same bar if you like her and still have time to see her again, even if she isn’t in the bar that night (word will always get back to her). This one is an oldie but a goodie.
#7 Always remember that you can and should say “no”  in places like Afterskool, Toy Bar, Soi 33 bars, or any bar, where the girls are pressuring you to buy buy buy LD’s, and instead dole them out to the girls you like at your own pace (usually 20-30 mins between). They won’t think badly of you; in fact if you don’t say “no” they WILL think badly of you (you are an easy sucker). If you say “no” and they call you “cheap charlie” they (probably) don’t mean it.
#8 If LT is important, make sure to ask or be prepared to be disappointed when she up and leaves immediately afterwards because she lives with her mom (Thai boyfriend) or younger sister (Thai boyfriend).
#9 If you feel you are getting a little too drunk, it is okay to order “nam bplao” in the next bar/gogo/night club. Water will increase your staying power and cut back on the headache the next day. Drinking too much can also impair your judgment (see #17).  
#10 Never, ever get angry  , even when you have the right to be angry. Jai yen, jai yen. Walk away. It is not worth getting into a fight with a TG or, buddha forbid, a TM. 
#11 Do try to let the unexpected happen and not plan every minute of your visit, the unexpected is usually the best part of the trip. That said, have some backup plans and stay in motion, or you are bound to waste your whole day/evening waiting for something to happen. The trick is to have a plan, and deviate from it when appropriate (you will be able to tell from the look on her face when the time is right  ).
#12 Similar to #11 – Do try a new place, an out of the way place, because that is often where the unexpectedly great things will happen. Don’t always keep going to the same three go go/beer bars where the girls know you, as nice as that is. But again, have a backup plan and bail out before it is too late if necessary, if the new place is lame, etc.
#13 Do tip a girl above and beyond the LD if she has given you great service in the bar (making out, touching her quim, sucking her  , whatever). Do NOT tip her because you feel sorry for her lame ass.
#14 Always wear a rain slicker  during sex, especially with a FL or any girl who doesn’t ask you to wear one, and if you do “forget,” then please do remember to stay out of her ass at least.
#15 Always bail if you are getting a strange vibe from a bar girl, even if you have paid her BF. Remember that some of them are good at putting on an act inside the bar. Losing the bar fine is a lot cheaper than wasting your precious time on a girl with a bad attitude. 
#16 Similar to #15 – If she asks you to buy her friends drinks, tells you she wants to go somewhere, eat somewhere, before you ask her, if she forgets that it is “up to you,” you should (probably) bail. This is a difficult one and has to be played by ear, but the bottom line is, “does she take care you?”
#17 Never, never, ever take a girl home from Sukumvit late at night (unless you know her from before), even if it is “just to sleep” – she may bleed blood red all over your beer goggles. 
#18 A girl that tells you up front, and unsolicited, that she want you to “boom boom” her “toot” is (definitely) a good bet. 
#19 If you want a threesome, make sure you have a good sense that the girls will play nice with each other too. This usually requires some demonstrative conduct before the deal is sealed.
#20 And finally, remember to relax and enjoy it. If you are relaxed and funny, the girls will be relaxed and happy, and at the end of the night and into the next morning, you too will (probably) be happy too. After all, you are in paradise, why not enjoy it while you can. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:13 pm on Jan. 30, 2009
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atl
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deleted as it was irrelevent to original post....as I re-read this morning....
d5252 here is where you "go off" on me as I was PUI LOL!
atl
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:16 pm on Jan. 30, 2009
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bkkz
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#21 If you want to take their pictures ask them first. Some will allow you, some will not. Don't force the issue if they say no, just move on and get another one who will allow you to take pictures.
#22 If you want to barfine another girl from the same bar, barfine both (or as many as you like) at the same time. Show them a good time, so that they will remember you, and know right away what a butterfly you are. 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:59 pm on Jan. 30, 2009
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don5252
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Number 21 very important to me, that gets estalblished before any talk of barfining
Quim, stay sober enough so you can remeber all those Golden Rules, apparently you had a lapse in memory once already
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:08 am on Jan. 31, 2009
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Quim
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bkkz - yes to #21 and #22, so true.
I forgot about the advisability, if you are a butterfly, to be open and upfront about it right from the start. A very strategic strategy that will eliminate many unnecessary scenes later on, and may even work to your benefit in the short term. If you admit your sins upfront, and they accept you as you are, what can they have to accuse of later on?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:09 am on Jan. 31, 2009
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Quim
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Don5252 -
You mean two already, #9 and #17 (and probably more than that!) 
But the thing is, I love to drink, and drinking makes the SOL experience all the more enjoyable. Each to his own, right? But I do agree, as noted, that moderation is advisable. But I am no in SOL, and I mean that in more than once sense of the figurative. But I am proud to say, I am never a messy or nasty drunk. Always sanuk sanuk. Just sometimes a little befogged. Mai phen rai kap.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:20 am on Jan. 31, 2009
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bkkz
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#23 Remember the TG network. It's very fast. Everything you do or don't do gets transmitted along that network. So make sure you are kind to them and resolve any problems amicably. Sometimes a TG may be doubtful about going with you and she will consult her friend who could be in touch with the network. A good referral always works.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:34 am on Jan. 31, 2009
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Quim
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I like #23 bkkz, you are wise indeed. So true, so very true. 
Be mindful of the network. And be kind. 
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:50 am on Jan. 31, 2009
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don5252
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Quim, enjoy yourself whichever way you like
Your posts are good reading and informative
Being a non drinker I tend to go off on people who do, should know better than to do that here
Excuse me, I'll get back to my Sprite now
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 1:11 am on Jan. 31, 2009
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babaganoosh
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Good list, thanks. I'm good-to-go with #2, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 14, and 17. But often struggle with #1, and more often than not fail on #12 (strong creature of habit).
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:34 am on Jan. 31, 2009
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