The poster uses the phrase "ass pussy". I always thought "man-gina" sounded better. 'rolled off the tongue' if you will. 555
And I thought this one was funnier: "Want cruel and sadic - but funloving - lady to ride strong white male horse!! Horse can be ridden either on four legs or two! Lady may use equipment she desires and discipline horse as necessary! Spurs??"
re classifieds, I thought i'd try "university girls are avilable !!! by girlsgang" and they turned up at my hotel and I was a bit shocked, they were well over the hill and I think their children had already finished uni. They weren't happy when I told them to p-off but that's what they'll get if they put false ads in this section, BB