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expatchuck
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You obviously shoveled too much snow when you were young. 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:16 am on Feb. 27, 2010
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thewiz
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MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
************ ********* ********* *
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up..
6. Attempt to insert card into machine...
7.. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.
8.. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt..
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside..
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24.. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone..
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:12 am on Mar. 4, 2010
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thewiz
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Discovery Channel Experiment
A Florida couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about
An African black bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.
When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around
His penis and on the other end is a weight.
After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower;
His wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African
string-and-weight procedure?"
The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little
tribal experiment coming along?"
"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.
"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"
"No, it's turned black.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:18 am on Mar. 5, 2010
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atl
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Wiz,
regarding your "MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE"
That is so true and funny, I have found myself waiting in a car or just standing behind them and always just wanted to say to the chick "what the f*** are you doing, launching rockets???" seriously, come on!
It also applys to hot chicks getting out of the car when you are parking....you all have been there, when a hottie pulls in about the same time as you pull in, or are about to leave and you want to check her out and she essentially must put make-up on, call her parents, paint her nails etc....
I mean come on, just park the car and get out so I can check out your ass 
atl
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:50 am on Mar. 5, 2010
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SHEIKH14
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The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon.
The first night the hillbilly anxiously jumps into bed to wait
for his wife to get herself ready for a little romance.
His new bride comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and
says "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm a virgin."
The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling
at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father's
house. When he gets there his father says "Son, what are you
doing here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."
The son, almost out of breath from his run to the house says
"Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She's a
virgin!!!!"
"Damn son. You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn't
good enough for her family, she sure as hell isn't good enough
for ours!"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:13 am on Mar. 7, 2010
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