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tezza
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Quote: from atl on 10:07 am on Nov. 24, 2011
How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?
atl
When the guide dog stops licking you know its clean 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:30 pm on Dec. 1, 2011
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magnum
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INTERNATIONAL MAN RULES
- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
- It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) when a heroic dog dies to save its master; (b) after wrecking his boss's car; or (c) one hour, twelve minutes, thirty-seven seconds into "The Crying Game."
- Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
- Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within twelve hours.
- If you've known a guy for more than twenty-four hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
- Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
- No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering his buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, he must celebrate at a bar of the birthday boy's choice.
- On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
- When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing.
- It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach, it's delivered by a gorgeous woman, and it's free.
- Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy.
- Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
- If a man's fly is down, that's his problem; you didn't see anything.
- Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
- A man in the company of an extremely attractive woman must remain sober enough to fight.
- Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just greedy.
- Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours.
- It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
- Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange, or sky blue.
- The woman who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a PS3. End of story.
- There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men's gymnastics. Ever.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:27 am on Dec. 2, 2011
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atl
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What is the cause of Jerry Sandusky's pedophelia?
Sexy Boys
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:26 pm on Dec. 3, 2011
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thailife
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how do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple at the end of it.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:50 pm on Dec. 12, 2011
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expatchuck
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Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer :
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a concealed carry permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a.45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console.
Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a.38 special in her purse.
I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a f***ing thing!"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:20 pm on Dec. 22, 2011
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atl
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I bought a box of condoms and the cashier asked me, "Do you need a bag?" I replied, "No, she isn't that ugly!" 
atl
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:57 pm on Dec. 30, 2011
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Bimlee
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- " MARIO is getting married and he wanted to be sure if the girl is virgin or no -virgin "
MARIO went to one of his olderly borther who advised him to buy one small Red can of paint, one Blue can of pain and a shovel.....
"Why all these on a wedding night "? Mario asked....
" This is called DIY - or, do it yourself kit actually." His friend said. " Paint one of your ball with Red, another with Blue "... and if the Girl is surprised to see these, and tells you " I never seen these kinds of painting on balls in my life " - You hit her with the Shovel....
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:06 am on Jan. 8, 2012
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good one EPC!!